I am unironically with you. I think people should start to learn from computer architecture and assembly and only then, after demonstrating proper skill, graduate to C, and after demonstrating skill there graduate to managed-memory languages.
I was lucky enough to start my programming journey coding in Assembler on the much, much simpler micro computers we had in my youth. I would not even vaguely know where to start with Assembler on a modern machine. We had three registers and a single contiguous block of addressable memory ffs. Likewise, the things I was taught about computer architecture and the fetch-execute cycle back in the 80's are utterly irrelevant now.
I think if you tried to start people off on the kinds of things we started off on in the 80's, you'd never get past the first lesson. It's all so much more complex that any student would (rightly!) give up before getting anywhere.