avs733 5 days ago

>A real efficiency audit might need a lot of access to look for signs of hidden activity, but they’d never need to hide traces of what they did

In fact I would imagine they would do exactly the opposite because they would look at the mere ability to hide what they did as an audit finding.

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Terr_ 4 days ago

"The new bank-manager has hired some friends of his to improve the security of the bank vault."

"We already have an audit from last year, we just need the funding to improv--"

"Oh, and they want to turn off all the security cameras next weekend. You'll know it's them because they'll be wearing masks."

"Sir, we have a responsibility to our customers, we can't ju--"

"Do it or you're fired."

avs733 4 days ago

monday morning:

manager: "the auditors found all of our money missing"

::silence::

manager: "they are clearly doing an amazing job, and you are all fired for allowing such fraud waste and abuse"