> And if instead you’re one of those people who constitutionally hates everything, then you spend eternity writing thinkpieces with titles like “Can We As A Society Finally Shut Up About Golden Mountains?” or “Do The Wrong Type Of People Like Crimson Seas Too Much?”, and God and the Devil both agree that this counts as sufficient punishment.

That's pretty much the reason why "salvation" is not merely synonymous with "a permit to enter Heaven" (even though this part seems to be often omitted in the teachings): you still need to untwist your soul and realign it with the Heaven's nature.