> So I did the hipster thing and implemented Noise.
> [...]
> Out of laziness, we kept the Noise stuff, which means the interface to tkdb is now HTTP/Noise.
Yikes, I wager it was more difficult to get this thing working than HTTPS because they surely have an existing solution for nearly everything else. It smells more like a developer being reluctant to delete their own code. There's an unaudited cryptography stack in their authentication path.
You are not your code.