It’s funny how the author has the chutzpah to simultaneously insult Apple and while also failing to replicate what they have done.
You misread. It's more like grudging admiration that Apple took the proprietary software beamforming route. It's a remark to its technical function but acknowledges that because of its closed implementation, the microphones just cannot be used outside of the macOS ecosystem without additional effort (like in this repo).
Which is, as I'm sure you agree, is unfortunate and at least deserving of some (minor) reprisal.