alexwasserman 9 hours ago

Statement from the City of London Corporation which is closing them down:

> Chris Hayward, policy chairman of the City of London Corporation, said the > decision represented a "positive new chapter" for the markets as it "empowers > traders to build a sustainable future in premises that align with their > long-term business goals".

This is a great statement. Like firing people to free them up to find jobs that better align with their desire for employment.

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roughly 7 hours ago

Christ, yeah - I came here to post the same quote. What kind of horrific shit does one need to go through in life to become capable of uttering that kind of horseshit with a straight face?

gyomu 5 hours ago

Maybe we shouldn’t be casting stones from the HN glass house, because literally every other startup here has a mission statement that sounds as ridiculous as this

nf3 2 hours ago

Go to business school?

lazide 7 hours ago

If you knew, you’d likely never be able to leave the house. Or could never go home again.

hardlianotion 8 hours ago

Who doesn’t love corporate bullshit?

smartbit 5 hours ago

I love the journalist who puts these quotes at the end of the article. Great journalism.