I’m holding out for the one written for immortals.
I am not waiting for Janet for Ethereals. Once it ships, it will always have been available.
Meanwhile I'm waiting on "Janet for Normies" for myself
Ooooh, is this the start of a series - who's going to do those two, and then "Janet for Aliens", "Janet for the Rest of Us", "Janet for Dummies", and so on. The titles write themselves!