It could be a triple cover story. The faked double cover story is meant to deflect.
Maybe even skipping the quadruple cover story and going straight to the quintuple. A true pro.
I always play the (2n+1) game myself. (Or do I??)
Better than the 3n+1 game[1]. That one can really get you.
[1] https://www.quantamagazine.org/why-mathematicians-still-cant...
That's what they... er, you... er, somebody wants you to think?
"Fuck everything, we're doing five covers." ... "Put another misdirect on that fucker, too."
That reminds me of the escalating “trace buster” scene in “The Big Hit.”
Good luck, I’m behind seven cover stories
Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I have fourteen cover stories with an infinite loop at number 10 that directs you back to 4.
Plot twist, I'm actually undercover as you.
I know linking to videos on a tangent joke is frowned upon here, but I'll risk the downvotes for a worthy cause:
You really need to watch this Key & Peele & Rocket Jump colaboration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHQr0HCIN2w
Actually, since I'm actually undercover as you, and I've already watched it...
I know comments commending the previous post are also frowned upon but that is one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen. Hilarity ad absurdum