How would you go about eating said stovetop hat?
Would you eat it raw or would you have to boil it down to soften it up and then drink/eat its hat soup?
Thank you for focusing on the real point of my post. :)
I was thinking I'd just unhinge my jaw in the style of 90s Reach Toothbrush commercials or like a human pez dispenser.
Cook it like stovetop stuffing, I'd imagine....
Isn't it a stovePIPE hat?