> "good story" probably doesn't include being too uninterested to write your own answers despite parents so committed to you going to Stanford they're prepared to litigate to get you a B...

So true.

This kid is a persona non grata for elite schools at this point.

As I said in the other thread, his best bet is to go to a JuCo that feeds into a decent state school, and just lay low for two years.

He can go to an elite school for a graduate degree if he wants the club membership.