I'm just a simple

"self aggrandizing tech bro who thinks he’s smarter and more aware than anyone else and can tackle a problem there’s no social will to tackle in earnest." With love, from some hackernews person

I need to be spoonfed, please be kind to my tiny brain.

"On a more personal note, I'm growing weary of spoon-feeding you. It is not very complex yet you still struggle to grasp the simplest of explanations." With love, from _madmax_